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HISTORY

VORP STARTED AFTER ONE ALIEN GOT HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO EARTH INTERNET CULTURE AND REALISED HUMANS SOMEHOW RUINED CLOTHING. EVERY STORE LOOKED THE SAME. BEIGE HOODIES. RANDOM WORDS IN TINY FONTS. PANTS MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A NOOB. AFTER TRAVELLING 6.2 BILLION LIGHT YEARS EXPECTING FUTURISTIC DRIP, VORP WAS HONESTLY DISAPPOINTED. SO INSTEAD OF INVADING EARTH, HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, MAKE CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK COOL. WHAT STARTED AS A SMALL TRANSMISSION FROM ANOTHER GALAXY TURNED INTO A MINIMAL STREETWEAR BRAND FOR HUMANS WHO FEEL SLIGHTLY OUT OF PLACE, PROBABLY STAY UP TOO LATE, AND WANT CLOTHES THAT FEEL CLEAN WITHOUT LOOKING BORING.

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