ABOUT VORP

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VORP STARTED AFTER ONE ALIEN GOT HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO EARTH INTERNET CULTURE AND REALISED HUMANS SOMEHOW RUINED CLOTHING. EVERY STORE LOOKED THE SAME. BEIGE HOODIES. RANDOM WORDS IN TINY FONTS. PANTS MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A NOOB. AFTER TRAVELLING 6.2 BILLION LIGHT YEARS EXPECTING FUTURISTIC DRIP, VORP WAS HONESTLY DISAPPOINTED. SO INSTEAD OF INVADING EARTH, HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, MAKE CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK COOL. WHAT STARTED AS A SMALL TRANSMISSION FROM ANOTHER GALAXY TURNED INTO A MINIMAL STREETWEAR BRAND FOR HUMANS WHO FEEL SLIGHTLY OUT OF PLACE, PROBABLY STAY UP TOO LATE, AND WANT CLOTHES THAT FEEL CLEAN WITHOUT LOOKING BORING.

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Blue glowing Earth

GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

I’M VORP.
EARTH STYLE FELL OFF. TOO MANY HUMANS ARE MAKING THE SAME BORING CLOTHES, NO CREATIVITY, NO ENERGY, NO SWAG.

SO I MADE MY OWN.

VORP IS A MINIMAL STREETWEAR BRAND BUILT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND OUTER SPACE. CLEAN FITS, WEIRD IDEAS, AND JUST ENOUGH ALIEN ENERGY TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.

WHETHER YOU’RE SKATEBOARDING THROUGH THE CITY OR JUST FLOATING THROUGH AN AFTERNOON, VORP MAKES SURE YOU STAY DRIPPED OUT.

FAQs

  • WE LIVE ON PLANET PLIGLYPLUF

  • YEAH DON’T STRESS WE ARE ALL PRETTY CHILL

  • I CAN BREATH WHATEVER I WANT BRUH

  • NAH LOWKEY A LOAD OF HORSE RADISH

  • NONE WITH HUMANS CAUSE THEY ARE TO SQUISHY

  • YEAH IT’S LOWKEY PRETTY CHILL

  • OFC WE CAN

WE KNOW YOUR TINY EARTH BRAINS ARE PROBABLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. A HIGHLY ADVANCED ALIEN CIVILISATION APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE CAN BE A LOT TO PROCESS. DON’T PANIC THOUGH, THE INTERGALACTIC CUSTOMER SUPPORT TEAM PREPARED SOME ANSWERS FOR YOU BELOW

  • MAYBE 1 OR 2

  • USUALLY IN MEEPS

  • TO SHOW OFF OUR SICK CLOTHES

  • IDK I LIKE THOSE LITTLE LIZARD THINGS THO

  • AUSTRALIA

  • LITTLE GREEN GOBLINS BUT COOLER

  • MY NAMES NICK

  • JUST WITH A HANDSHAKE, IDK IF EARTH HAS A SIMILAR GREETING

  • ANYTHING AT ALL, IM NOT FUSSY

  • NAH CAUSE THATS TO MUCH WORK

  • SKATEBOARDING AND JUST GENERALLY DOING TUFF THINGS

  • MAYBE LIKE 2, 3

  • YEAH LOWKEY

  • THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE SUPPORT